The Somafree Institute of Psychoplasmics

nowyoukno:

socialjusticekoolaid:

(9.23.14) — Another morning in Amerikkka. Somebody thought it would be fun to desecrate the Mike Brown Memorial early this morning. I… I really can’t even. #staywoke #farfromover


Here’s a picture of some cops watching the memorial burn although there seemed to be no police at the scene when the fire department arrived.
nowyoukno:

socialjusticekoolaid:

(9.23.14) — Another morning in Amerikkka. Somebody thought it would be fun to desecrate the Mike Brown Memorial early this morning. I… I really can’t even. #staywoke #farfromover


Here’s a picture of some cops watching the memorial burn although there seemed to be no police at the scene when the fire department arrived.
nowyoukno:

socialjusticekoolaid:

(9.23.14) — Another morning in Amerikkka. Somebody thought it would be fun to desecrate the Mike Brown Memorial early this morning. I… I really can’t even. #staywoke #farfromover


Here’s a picture of some cops watching the memorial burn although there seemed to be no police at the scene when the fire department arrived.
nowyoukno:

socialjusticekoolaid:

(9.23.14) — Another morning in Amerikkka. Somebody thought it would be fun to desecrate the Mike Brown Memorial early this morning. I… I really can’t even. #staywoke #farfromover


Here’s a picture of some cops watching the memorial burn although there seemed to be no police at the scene when the fire department arrived.
nowyoukno:

socialjusticekoolaid:

(9.23.14) — Another morning in Amerikkka. Somebody thought it would be fun to desecrate the Mike Brown Memorial early this morning. I… I really can’t even. #staywoke #farfromover


Here’s a picture of some cops watching the memorial burn although there seemed to be no police at the scene when the fire department arrived.
nowyoukno:

socialjusticekoolaid:

(9.23.14) — Another morning in Amerikkka. Somebody thought it would be fun to desecrate the Mike Brown Memorial early this morning. I… I really can’t even. #staywoke #farfromover


Here’s a picture of some cops watching the memorial burn although there seemed to be no police at the scene when the fire department arrived.
nowyoukno:

socialjusticekoolaid:

(9.23.14) — Another morning in Amerikkka. Somebody thought it would be fun to desecrate the Mike Brown Memorial early this morning. I… I really can’t even. #staywoke #farfromover


Here’s a picture of some cops watching the memorial burn although there seemed to be no police at the scene when the fire department arrived.
nowyoukno:

socialjusticekoolaid:

(9.23.14) — Another morning in Amerikkka. Somebody thought it would be fun to desecrate the Mike Brown Memorial early this morning. I… I really can’t even. #staywoke #farfromover


Here’s a picture of some cops watching the memorial burn although there seemed to be no police at the scene when the fire department arrived.

nowyoukno:

socialjusticekoolaid:

(9.23.14) — Another morning in Amerikkka. Somebody thought it would be fun to desecrate the Mike Brown Memorial early this morning. I… I really can’t even. #staywoke #farfromover

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Here’s a picture of some cops watching the memorial burn although there seemed to be no police at the scene when the fire department arrived.


littlerottenmonster:

nerdgirlsneedcocktoo:

orgasmictipsforgirls:

so there’s a new vibrator coming out that…
connects to your phone via bluetooth
syncs up to audio stories in the app so it buzzes more and more as the action heats up
and can also be controlled by someone else anywhere in the world you’re chatting with in the app
fits snugly in your pants against your clit so you can use it hands-free…
…or wear it places while your long-distance lover keeps you on the edge of cumming all day…
…and…. ok now i’m just going to think about that for a bit.

Um. Need.

Want.

I no longer even a little bit need to live with another human being for anything but companionship.  View Larger

littlerottenmonster:

nerdgirlsneedcocktoo:

orgasmictipsforgirls:

so there’s a new vibrator coming out that…

  • connects to your phone via bluetooth
  • syncs up to audio stories in the app so it buzzes more and more as the action heats up
  • and can also be controlled by someone else anywhere in the world you’re chatting with in the app
  • fits snugly in your pants against your clit so you can use it hands-free…
  • …or wear it places while your long-distance lover keeps you on the edge of cumming all day…
  • …and…. ok now i’m just going to think about that for a bit.

Um. Need.

Want.

I no longer even a little bit need to live with another human being for anything but companionship. 


Shit Book Snobs Say: Translations →

ladysylvie:

fourbritisheyesonly:

twcwelcomecenter:

In case you haven’t heard, BookRiot is the fucking ish. 

I work at a bookstore and I hear every one of these every single day. Nobody cares about how highbrow you are, go away so my coworkers and I can continue talking about Game of Thrones.

and let’s be honest. almost all literary classics, if published now, would be genre fiction.

I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING ON THIS LIST!!!


Girls who reject you but try and spare your feelings be like.

thesweetcatastrophe:

nah-gee:

tacos-and-thickbitches:

"you’re a nice guy, you deserve someone who feels the same way"

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 "I can’t force myself to feel a certain way about someone" image

"I just wanna focus on myself"

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Yall sweet though but sometimes I gotta hear a flat out “no”

Except when a flat out “no” gets the girl fucking murdered. Maybe there’s a reason why we have to say this shit.

No it doesn’t. He just thinks you’re kidding because how could anyone NOT WANT **HIM**?!